NEW HALLOWEEN HORROR NIGHTS MAZES ANNOUNCED!

Wow! We’re barely in April and we already have not one, not two, but THREE houses announced for Halloween Horror Nights this year! We did not see this coming at all so let’s get into these announcements!

First is….

Night Swim: Swim 4 Your Life

“Based off of the moderately successful Blumhouse film Night Swim, guests will be transported to a suburban house and brave the horrors of Waller’s swimming pool. Come face to face with the loofa monster that lurks in the drain. Then, leave with any minor physical ailments restored and maybe get possessed by the loofa monster? Don’t worry, we won’t explain how that makes any sense because the movie didn’t bother to either.”

Next up…

Terror Tram: Rizz or Die

Presented by The Rizzler and Friends

“Hope you’re ready for some double chunk chocolate FEAR! We’ve worked closely with internet sensation The Rizzler and brought you a new terrifying experience from his sick and twisted mind. Bring the boom…or die trying.”

And finally, an all new original maze that’s the first of it’s kind…

The Urinator

“Have you ever been so scared that you pee yourself? In this new and totally immersive house, it is our one and only goal to make you piss yourself. If we can’t scare the pee out of you then we’ll tickle the pee out of you with our ALL NEW Tickleactors. In this house, you WILL get wet.”

…And if you made it this far, the local haunts team would like to wish you a very spooky April Fools!!!!!